Bartender why the long face

You will find that all these clothes are usable several times before you have to get new ones…. Write soon. Needless to say, I survived the summer with the clothes I came with. Today, as he observes me frantically trying to steer my sons through the oncoming traffic of life, my dad has the grace and wisdom to fall on the floor and laugh his butt off. What kind of pathetic loser would get himself into this situation right —cuffed, up against the wall, and a few precious inches from the steel teeth of a rabid biting machine?

You guessed it—yours truly. The occasion was a photo shoot for a local police department—the photographer and I rode around with two officers for a day searching for suitable action—you know, like on Cops. Alas, we got to drive with the siren on but the day was short on genuine mayhem.

There we were, on a well-traveled road in the midst of the big bust, when a lady in a minivan drives up, rolls down her window, and starts yelling greetings to her neighbor—the guy with the dog. I like to think she went home that night to tell her family how lucky they were to be living in a town with such friendly felons. It got me wondering about who makes up street names—and we came up with an idea or two of our own. Now aware of the name game, we continued home reading development signs and street names and found that there is some truly bizarre thinking going on.

My favorite street name is in a development not far from our house, called Wild Tree Drive. Crazy Bush Court? After literally minutes of careful consideration and in-depth research, we devised The Ideabook. The limo driver. A limo driver picks up the Pope at the airport. They pull to the side and change places.

All goes well until the Pope sees flashing blue lights in the rearview mirror. He pulls to the side of the road and rolls down his window as the policeman approaches. Startled by the world famous face, the officer turns on his heel and races back to his squad car. The president of an up-and-coming corporation is working late one evening when the phone rings.

I have a group of foreign dignitaries due to tour our plant in 48 hours and your product is about to blow a 20 million dollar deal. I need to talk to someone tonight! I know my products inside and out, so I think the best solution is for me to hop the next plane to Dallas and fix things myself.

If I leave now, I should be there by early morning. Can you arrange for someone to let me into the plant after midnight? The CEO pauses for a second, thrilled to hear such a take-charge attitude. Scott, this is the Margin Corporation, we manufacture die-cutting presses. This article is illustrated top with rubber chickens. Chicken corpses were readily available; therefore jesters could employ them as variations of slapsticks.

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